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New York State of Mind?

Seriously, just what in the Wild World of Sports has happened to New Yorkers?

When I worked for a company located first in Queens, then Port Washington, I loved their Goodfellows kind of attitude: “Do I have ‘Fuckin’ Stupid’ written on my forehead?  Get the fuck out of here.”

Now, evidently, they just roll over and go all mamby-pamby when Nanny Bloomberg orders:

No Cigarettes

No Butter

No Salt

No Water

No Big Gulps

No Pain Killers

No Baby Formula

No Styrofoam

No Guns

No Fun

No Freedom

No Happiness

Stand Up Straight

Don’t Fidget When I Talk to You

And Don’t Drag Mud Across My Nice Clean City

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