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A Modest Tax Proposal

What to do . . . what to do . . . what to do with all those evil rich people, once the government gets done taking all of their money away.

Well, they are already fat (as in “fat cats”) and no doubt their lazy veal-like existence makes them quite tender, so I say let’s herd them up, lead them to the slaughter and feed them to public school children:


The only question is whether such a “rich” diet would satisfy Michelle Obama’s nutrition requirements for fat children, but her man Barack can get the FDA working to crack that national security risk.

Let’s not soak the rich . . . let’s marinate them.

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