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CDR: RINOplasty

RINOplasty (Greek: Rhinos, “Nose” + Plassein, “to shape”) is a political procedure which is performed by a Republican in order to improve the function (reconstructive politics) or the appearance (cosmetic politics) of his public image in the mainstream media. RINOplasty is also commonly called a “hose job”.   RINOplasty can be performed to meet calls for bipartisanship or for perceived re-elective enhancement to correct invectively induced heartless, racist and/or homophobic disfigurements.  RINOplasty can be combined with other surgical procedures such as value tucks, soulosuction or characterectomies to enhance polling results.

See also, Olympia Snow, Lindsey Graham, Theodore Roosevelt, Pinocchio, Susan Collins, Rockefeller Republican, Chuck Hagel, John McCain, Scott Brown, Obsessive Compulsive Polling Disorder



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  1. August 15th, 2010 at 18:01 | #1

    I bet you wish george bush was still president now

  1. December 19th, 2014 at 11:06 | #1

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