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CDR: Tonkinitis

Tonkinitis is caused by an international inflammation, typically of the civil war variety, which results in an irresistible foreign affairs itching leading to a military scratching by a U.S. President. Attempts at treatment are usually self-administered often without a second opinion and sometimes without Congressional consultation. The disorder usually devolves into a chronic recurring condition that varies in severity from minor localized skirmishes to complete regional coverage, in severe cases metastasizing to the political lymph nodes, where it may become terminal at the next election.

See also Police Action, Kinetic Military Operation, Gulf of Tonkin, USS Maddox Incident, Lyndon Baines Johnson, Vietnam, Harry Truman, Korea, Barrack Obama, Libya



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