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CDR: Oscaroporosis

Oscaroporosis (“porous bonehead”, from Greek: ὀστέον/oscaron meaning “bonehead” and πόρος/poros meaning “pore”) is a disease where a significant deterioration of the micro-architecture of a celebrity cerebral cortex occurs leading to a form of dementia wherein the individual exhibits an excruciatingly inaccurate expertise in areas of endeavor for which they have no experience, training or knowledge, including politics, economics, chemistry, climatology, science, religion, sociology, psychology, history and reality. Researchers speculate oscaroporosis results from chronic predisposing mental problems or diseases, acutely excessive public adulation and/or prolonged use of adult beverages and recreational drugs. There is no known cure, only eventual irrelevance.

See also Barbara Striesand, Janeane Garofalo, Bill Maher, Rosie O’Donnell, Sean Penn, Alec Baldwin, George Clooney, Mike Farrell, Susan Sarandon, Martin Sheen, Charlie Sheen, Ed Asner, Tim Robbins, Ashley Judd, Harry Belafonte, Ted Danson, Roseanne Barr, Jane Fonda, Ted Turner, Robert Redford, Ed Begley, Carlos Mencia, Matt Groening, Bruce Springsteen, Jon Bon Jovi, P. Diddy, Richard Belzer, Cameron Diaz, Seth MacFarlane, ad naseum



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